- Office Worker: I'm gonna tell you something: you are very bad at innuendo.
- Adele: Oh really? Well, I want you bad in my end-o.
- Raymond Munns: Average day: I usually go to the gym. Then I go to jiu jitsu class on Wednesday nights, at the gym. I also work part time at a gym and I hang out a lot with my friend Jim. Wait, what?
- Tek-Co spokesperson: Whether you're a pirate, a bootblack, a thirties newspaper boy or simply a leprechaun, say hello to Tek-Co and say goodbye to biting into coins in order to determine whether or not they are real or not by biting them, the coins.
- Office Worker: Hi Adele, is that a tube top you're wearing?
- Adele: Good eye. Just a little elastic basket to hold my peaches.