- Tina Fey: Speaking at an event in Florida this week, President Bush criticized Democrats, saying they, quote "Want to keep revoting the election but if they would lisen to America, they would find that Americans want to move forward." Americans responded, saying "We do want to move forward, to 2004."
- Julia Stiles: This is never gonna work. I am a 19-year-old college student, and you are a 35-year-old man with five kids.
- Tracy Morgan: And?
- Julia Stiles: My parents are watching. I'll meet you at Twin Donuts after the show..
- Tracy Morgan: [laughs] I got it! Hit it, Lenny!
- [they both dance]
- Security Guard: Step aside, sir, you gotta, gotta come, come with me.
- Man: Look, I wanna see a supervisor, all right?
- Security Guard: I wanna see him too, he owes me sickdays!