- Tony Bennett: Now David, I heard you were gay. And I think it is just great that you put aside bangin' sticks with all those Joe's long enough to notice this little buttercup. But David, I gotta ask you. Why would you build your house in a cherry orchard when you dig bananas?
- Tony Bennett: But David... David, you're saying you don't miss deep frying the drumstick?
- David Gest: I don't understand?
- Tony Bennett: How 'bout playing the kiwis?
- David Gest: I'm sorry?
- Tony Bennett: Come on, you like to do the mushroom dance, don't you?
- David Gest: What does that mean?
- Tony Bennett: Do you miss having sex with other men?
- David Gest: That I do miss.
- Linda Vester: Our next guest should certainly be able to shed some light on this case. He's Fred, the bird from "Baretta".
- Shepard Smith: Now, this is not the actual bird from "Baretta", because that bird died several years ago.
- Linda Vester: Possibly by Robert Blake's hand. We don't know, that's not substantiated. But this is that bird's bird nephew.
- Dave: I'm gonna go "tuck her in", if you know what I mean...
- [chuckles]
- Dave: ... and, eh... by the way, if I'm not back in three hours, call the Guinness book.
- Party guest: Nice!
- [laughs]