Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Hilary Swank/50 Cent (2005)

Rachel Dratch: Various, Elizabeth Taylor

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• Hilary Swank : Now, Rachel never let me in to her dressing room. She's very private about her process, but maybe we can get a sneak peek.

  Rachel Dratch : [drinking out of a whiskey bottle, shouting at a huge poster of Tina Fey]  You don't own me. You're not the boss of me. You're not the boss of me! What you smilin' at, four eyes? Huh? What you smilin' at?

• Debbie Downer : [Debbie Downer is attending the Oscars]  Congratulations, Hillary. You know that on the average, Oscar winners tend to die sooner than other actors and that winning two Oscars increases that chance by 50%.

  Chad Lowe : [incredulously]  She was your favorite baby sitter when you were little?

  Hilary Swank : Yeah; I don't know, maybe she was more positive back then.