Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Hilary Swank/50 Cent (2005)

Will Forte: Various, Macaulay Culkin, Jack White

Quotes 

• Debbie Downer : [Debbie Downer is attending the Oscars]  Congratulations, Hillary. You know that on the average, Oscar winners tend to die sooner than other actors and that winning two Oscars increases that chance by 50%.

  Chad Lowe : [incredulously]  She was your favorite baby sitter when you were little?

  Hilary Swank : Yeah; I don't know, maybe she was more positive back then.