Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Steve Martin/Prince (2006)

Maya Rudolph: Various, Oprah Winfrey, Beyoncé Knowles

Quotes 

• Stone Freeman : Oprah, I swear on a stack of my own books, that my memoir is 100% true.

  Oprah Winfrey : So you're saying that everything in this book is true?

  Stone Freeman : 100% true, with a margin of error of 100%.

  Oprah Winfrey : I see. so, what parts of the book are not true?

  Stone Freeman : Well, it's not so much that they are untrue, as much as they are true-less. Or lie-ish.