Saturday Night Live (TV Series)

Elizabeth Ashley/Hall & Oates (1982)

Tim Kazurinsky: Various, Michael Nash, Dr. Jack Badofsky

Quotes 

• Dr. Jack Badofsky : Today, there are many new virulent strains of herpes I'd like to tell you about. The first is Whorepes. Now this is transmitted solely by prostitutes who do not bath regularly. Now Whorepes should not be confused with Hopis, which you get from certain tribes of Indians. Any contact at all with filthy midgets can lead to a nasty case of Twerpes. Also, if you should make love to a person who works at a snowcone stand, you could bet Slurpes. And... and of course, sleeping with a green giant could give you Le Sueur Peas.