Scrubs (TV Series)

My Friend the Doctor (2003)

Zach Braff: Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian

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Quotes 

• J.D. : Mmm, British-y !

• J.D. : [after having seen Janitor in The Fugitive]  You're an actor.

  The Janitor : You're a fireman... What are we doing?

• [J.D. and Carla watches a movie with J.D.'s girlfriend Danni] 

  Danni Sullivan : Love "The Fugitive". Who would you rather sleep with, Tommy Lee Jones or Harrison Ford?

  J.D. : Harrison Ford, hands down.

  [the girls look at him] 

  J.D. : ...But you were probably talking to Carla. I'm having such a gay day!

  Carla : *Day*?

• Wife : Anyway, thanks again. You're a real hero.

  J.D. : Oh, please, I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you guys... Except, after I put my pants on, I save your husband's life! Oh, no he didn't!

• Elliot : Look, J.D., that was my patient; I was one step behind you, and you knew it. You stole my moment.

  J.D. : This isn't about moments, it's about saving lives. Elliot, when I put my pants on...

  Elliot : Yeah, I don't want to hear anything more about your pants!

• J.D. : [to the Janitor]  You know why I wanted that to be you in "The Fugitive"? Because it would mean you used to be a guy who had dreams and ambitions; and even though things didn't work out the way you'd hoped, at least it would explain why you are the way you are and... make you human. But instead, it turns out you're nothing more than a... a jerk who just likes to mess with people for no reason.