Scrubs (TV Series)
My Malpractical Decision (2004)
Judy Reyes: Nurse Carla Espinosa
Quotes
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Nurse Carla Espinosa : [to the Janitor] Hey, Night School! Mr. Corman followed us home last night!
Dr. Christopher Turk : How'd you get my cell phone number?
The Janitor : Ehh, once you've got somebody's driver's license and a urine sample, you can get just about anything. How do you fail 8th grade gym?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You better stop messing with my husband.
The Janitor : You better tell him to stop messing with my walls.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : [side-eyes Turk] You did this?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Baby, you know you're my world.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : I'm out.
[walks away]
The Janitor : I flunked gym too. Didn't like the shorts.
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Kelso wants me to keep hiding Doug until that attorney leaves? Isn't that ridiculous?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Elliot, the man tried to electrocute me an hour ago. All I care about is whether or not this twitch goes away. You should take Doug down to the morgue. The worst he could do there is bring somebody back to life!
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Dr. Bob Kelso : Shake this place up and for God's sakes, get Murphy out of here!
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Don't worry, Doug, you're a good doctor.
Doug Murphy : I know!
[shocks Carla with the defibrilator]
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Dr. Elliot Reid : Carla, when I became chief resident, I wrote a pledge to myself and do you know what it said?
Nurse Carla Espinosa : Mm-mm?
Dr. Elliot Reid : It said, "Dance like nobody is watching," which I do constantly with the shades closed just in case somebody's watching. But it also said not to hide problems away.