Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Abstinence (1996)
Derek Jeter: Derek Jeter
Quotes
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George Costanza : Hitting is not about muscle. It's simple physics. Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T, in which G, gravity, of course, remains a constant.
[hits a home run]
George Costanza : It's not complicated.
Derek Jeter : Now, who are you again?
George Costanza : George Costanza. Assistant to the Traveling Secretary.
[hits another home run]
Bernie Williams : Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada in Milwaukee?
George Costanza : Do you want to talk about hotels or do you want to win some ball games?
Derek Jeter : Hey, we won the World Series.
George Costanza : [derisively] In six games.
[hits another home run]