Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Big Salad (1994)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

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• Elaine Benes : What are you trying to say, George?

  George Costanza : It's just that I was the one that actually *paid* for the big salad. She just happened to hand it to you. But it's no big deal.

  Elaine Benes : You want the money for the big salad, George?

  George Costanza : No, no.

  Elaine Benes : Then, what is your problem?

  George Costanza : There is no problem. Just a small miscommunication whereby you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing of the big salad.

• George Costanza : You know, I think I could have played with dolls if there were dolls in the house. It seems like fun to me. It doesn't seem like a gender thing. I think I would like to play with dolls. What's so terrible?