Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Chicken Roaster (1996)

Wayne Knight: Newman

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Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : Hold it. Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.

  Newman : I love broccoli. It's good for you.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a piece.

  [Jerry opens container. Newman takes a piece] 

  Newman : Gladly.

  [Newman spits it out] 

  Newman : Vile weed!

• Cosmo Kramer : What is that? Rogers' Chicken? Oh get that outta here.

  Newman : I don't know. The man makes a pretty strong bird.

  Cosmo Kramer : Well I'm boycotting it.

  [Kramer stares at the chicken and is intrigued] 

  Cosmo Kramer : What is that, hickory?

  Newman : Yeah, it's the wood that makes it good.

• Cosmo Kramer : That was a close one.

  Newman : Why do we have to keep this a secret from Jerry?

  Cosmo Kramer : If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Rogers' chicken, I'm back there with the red menace.