Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Chicken Roaster (1996)
Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer
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Quotes
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Cosmo Kramer : [yelling] Hey, stay away from the chicken, bad chicken, mess you up.
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Cosmo Kramer : It's the Chicken Roaster sign. It's right across from my window.
Jerry Seinfeld : Can't you shut the shades?
Cosmo Kramer : They *are* shut.
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Cosmo Kramer : What is that? Rogers' Chicken? Oh get that outta here.
Newman : I don't know. The man makes a pretty strong bird.
Cosmo Kramer : Well I'm boycotting it.
[Kramer stares at the chicken and is intrigued]
Cosmo Kramer : What is that, hickory?
Newman : Yeah, it's the wood that makes it good.
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Jerry Seinfeld : [after Kramer pours tomato juice on his cereal] What are you doing? That's tomato juice!
Cosmo Kramer : That looked like milk to me!
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Cosmo Kramer : That was a close one.
Newman : Why do we have to keep this a secret from Jerry?
Cosmo Kramer : If Jerry finds out I'm hooked on Rogers' chicken, I'm back there with the red menace.