Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Comeback (1997)

Jason Alexander: George Costanza

Quotes 

• Reilly : [George is eating inordinate amounts of shrimp]  You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!

  George Costanza : Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!

  Reilly : What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller!

  George Costanza : Yeah...? Well, I had sex with your wife!

  McAdam : [awkward pause]  His wife is in a coma.

• George Costanza : Jerkstore is the line. Jerkstore!