- George Costanza: Have you ever seen Elaine dance?
- Jerry: Elaine danced?
- George Costanza: More like a full body dry heave set to music.
- Cosmo Kramer: Jerry, you did him a favor. He probably wants to come up and thank you.
- Jerry: What if I didn't do it right?
- Cosmo Kramer: It's your first time. He'll understand.
- Jerry: People with guns don't understand. That's why they get guns. Too many misunderstandings.
- Anna: You have a minute to approve some copy?
- Elaine Benes: Oh yeah, sure, sure. So ah, did ya have a good time at the party last night?
- Anna: It was a real... kick.
- Elaine Benes: Hey, did you happen to speak to my friend George?
- Anna: As a matter of fact I did.
- Elaine Benes: Ah hah. Well, listen. You would be wise to keep your distance from him.
- Anna: Why? He seems harmless.
- Elaine Benes: Oh he's not. He's very harmful.
- Anna: Really?
- Elaine Benes: Oh trust me. He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen.
- Anna: And you two are friends?
- Elaine Benes: Yeah, we're good friends.
- Jerry: I don't care about Brody. I was up on 96th Street today, there was a kid couldn't have been more than ten years old. He was asking a street vendor if he had any other bootlegs as good as Death Blow. That's who I care about. The little kid who needs bootlegs, because his parent or guardian won't let him see the excessive violence and strong sexual content you and I take for granted.
- Elaine Benes: [after Kramer informs her that her dancing is terrible] Jerry, so I stink?
- Jerry: All right! You're beyond stink!
- Elaine Benes: But I really enjoy dancing.
- Jerry: And that's not helping either.
- George Costanza: I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy.
- Jerry Seinfeld: You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend.
- George Costanza: Yes, yes yes.
- Jerry Seinfeld: The bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk.
- George Costanza: Okay, the point is made.
- Jerry Seinfeld: The bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen, the bad tipper.