Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Opposite (1994)

Michael Richards: Cosmo Kramer

Quotes 

• Elaine Benes : [Closing scene at Monk's. Elaine is telling Jerry and Kramer how, by eating Jujyfruits, she couldn't tell Mr. Lippman to take his handkerchief. Because he didn't have it after he sneezed, he didn't shake hands with the Japanese businessmen who were going to buy Pendant Publishing, which led to them not going through with the merger]  I must've had at least eight in my mouth. I couldn't talk. I couldn't talk!

  Jerry Seinfeld : Why'd you have to eat so many?

  Elaine Benes : Because they're Jujyfruit. I like them. I didn't know it would start a chain reaction that would lead to the end of Pendant Publishing.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Not to mention the end of Kramer's coffee table book.

  Kramer : Yeah, you knew he had a cold. How'd you expect him to blow his nose?

  Elaine Benes : Do you know what's going on here? Can't you see what's happened? I've become George.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Don't say that.

  Elaine Benes : It's true. I'm George! I'm George!