Quotes
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Kramer : What, you're giving him this suit?
Kenny : That's right, and it's an Armani.
Kramer : Armani? Hey, Armani, Jerry.
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes, yes, I heard.
Kramer : Come on, try it on.
Jerry Seinfeld : No, it's okay.
Kramer : Come on, I want to see how it fits.
Jerry Seinfeld : All right, all right.
Kramer : There you go.
Jerry Seinfeld : Okay, yeah, all right.
Kramer : Oh boy, that looks great. I can't believe you're giving him this.
Kenny : I don't even want anything for it.
Kramer : He's very generous, isn't he?
Jerry Seinfeld : Yes, yes, he is.
Kenny : I'll tell you what - you can take me out to dinner some time.
Jerry Seinfeld : [in tones of dread] Dinner?
Kenny : Yeah. You buy me a meal - you can't get a better deal than that.
Kramer : No, you'll never get a better deal than that!
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Kramer : All right, ooh, look at that Armani, huh? Yeah.
[Jerry takes the jacket off and throws it onto the table]
Jerry Seinfeld : Yeah, that's a deal. That's a horrible deal. I don't want to go out to dinner with him. I'd rather make my own suit.
George Costanza : [entering Jerry's apartment] I did it! It's all done!
Jerry Seinfeld : Hey!
[raises hands into "fists of encouragement"]
George Costanza : I did it. Hunh. We're going out as soon as she gets off of work and it'll still be daytime. You know I, I'm much better in the daytime than I am at night. It's less pressure.
Jerry Seinfeld : I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
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Kramer : And I got a date with that waitress that works at Reggie's.
Jerry Seinfeld : [thinking of George's date with waitress Kelly] Boy, if I could meet a hostess, we could open up our own place.
