- [George's answering machine greeting]
- George Costanza: [singing to the tune of the theme from "The Greatest American Hero"] # Believe it or not, George isn't at home, / Please leave a message at the beep. / I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone, / Where could I be? / Believe it or not, I'm not home. #
- Jerry Seinfeld: She wants to talk?
- George Costanza: She doesn't want to. She needs to talk.
- Jerry Seinfeld: Nobody needs to talk.
- George Costanza: Who would want to?