Seinfeld (TV Series)
The Wig Master (1996)
Jason Alexander: George Costanza
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Quotes
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George Costanza : Excuse me, I think I made a big mistake. I'd like my deposit back, please.
Jiffy Park Guy : What's the problem?
George Costanza : You've got hookers turning tricks in my car, how's that for starters?
Jiffy Park Guy : Ah, that is all hearsay.
George Costanza : All right, very good. I'd like my car and deposit back, please.
Jiffy Park Guy : Can't do it.
George Costanza : What do you mean?
Jiffy Park Guy : If you read the agreement you signed, the deposit is non-refundable.
George Costanza : Well does it say anything in the contract about my car being used as a whorehouse? I don't remember reading that clause either.
Jiffy Park Guy : What can I tell you, buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.
George Costanza : [frustrated] All right, just give me my car so I can get the hell out of here.
Jiffy Park Guy : That's going to be a problem.
George Costanza : Why?
Jiffy Park Guy : It's all the way in the back. We can't get it out for a couple of days.
George Costanza : What are you talking about? I want my car!
Jiffy Park Guy : We ask that you please bare with us.
George Costanza : Bare with you? This is a parking lot! People are supposed to be able to get their cars.
Jiffy Park Guy : Ideally.