Seinfeld (TV Series)

The Wig Master (1996)

Michael McDonald: Jesse

Quotes 

• Jerry Seinfeld : Excuse me. Excuse me. Are you asking him out?

  Jesse : Yeah, I guess you could say that.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Right in front of me? How do you know we're not together? Two guys sitting, laughing, drinking champagne coolies.

  Jesse : I don't know. I just didn't think you were.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Well, we're sitting here together. Why wouldn't you think that?

  Jesse : I don't know. I just didn't.

  Jerry Seinfeld : Well, it's very emasculating.