- Carrie Bradshaw: He doesn't need her money, he was one of the original investors in "A Chorus Line."
- Miranda Hobbes: Just when I thought it couldn't get any gayer than "Mr. Broadway has to tinkle."
- [at Bobby and Bitsy's wedding]
- Samantha Jones: Something tells me Bitsy's not *doing* Fine.
- Harry Goldenblatt: And that's the bit of information she's been "von Muffling."