- Jerry 'Smith' Jerrod: That's harsh.
- Samantha Jones: Yeah, I am harsh. I'm also demanding, stubborn, self-sufficient and always right. In bed, at the office, and everywhere else.
- Miranda Hobbes: [on the dating scene] There's a lot of push-pull out there, a lot of mixed messages.
- Jack Berger: Yeah, I'd have to say that's all code for: He's just not that into you.