- Detective Vic Mackey: Ah... you must be Doomsday.
- Doomsday: Who are you?
- Detective Vic Mackey: I'm Armageddon. Say hello to the hounds of hell.
- Detective Shane Vendrell: Ruff.
- Detective Vic Mackey: Still no Lem?
- Detective Shane Vendrell: Left a second message. He's probably knee-deep in a booty call.
- Ronnie Gardocki: Hope he's gettin' the cop discount.
- Detective Shane Vendrell: Yeah, I hear yours charges by the minute.
- Ronnie Gardocki: Hey, I get mine for free.
- Detective Vic Mackey: Must be seeing a charity worker.
- Detective Shane Vendrell: So we close a triple murder before breakfast, start a race war before dinner. That's a pretty good day.