The Simpsons (TV Series)

Alone Again, Natura-Diddly (2000)

Tress MacNeille: Mrs. Babcock, Brandine, Bernice Hibbert, 2nd Parrot, Video Matchmaking manager

Quotes 

• Dr. Hibbert : Hmm, a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.

  Bernice Hibbert : Don't you usually laugh at everything?

  Dr. Hibbert : Yes. Yes, I do.

• [Comic Book visits a dating service and grabs all the one-nighter presentation videotapes] 

  Clerk : Are you going to call all those women?

  Comic Book Guy : No, the tapes will do just fine.

• Ned Flanders : Hi-diddly-ho, petal-to-the-metal-ophiles.

  Homer Simpson : Flanders? Since when do you like anything cool?

  Ned Flanders : Oh, I don't care for the speed, but I can't get enough of that safety gear - helmets, roll bars, caution flags...

  Maude Flanders : I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.

  Brandine : Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?

  Cletus : Now, honey, they's my parents, too.