The Simpsons (TV Series)

Alone Again, Natura-Diddly (2000)

Harry Shearer: Ned Flanders, Track Announcer, Dr. Hibbert, Lenny, Reverend Lovejoy, Skinner

Quotes 

• Maude Flanders : Neddy, I've had about all I can take of Homer Simpson's torso. I'll get some hot dogs.

  Ned Flanders : No foot-longs!

  Maude Flanders : I know, they make you uncomfortable.

• Reverend Lovejoy : In many ways, Maude Flanders was a supporting player in our lives. She didn't grab our attention with memorable catchphrases, or comical accents.

  Willie : Aye.

  Captain McAllister : Yar.

  Frink : Oh, glaven, why, glaven?

  Reverend Lovejoy : But, whether you noticed her or not, Maude was always there... and we thought she always would be.

• Dr. Hibbert : Hmm, a Ford urinating on a Chevrolet.

  Bernice Hibbert : Don't you usually laugh at everything?

  Dr. Hibbert : Yes. Yes, I do.

• Ned Flanders : I can't believe my last words to Maude were "No footlongs".

• [Flanders' direct appeal for understanding of the situation, or some kind of sign, is ignored by God] 

  Ned Flanders : Ohh, and after all that church chocolate I bought - which, BY THE WAY, was gritty, and had that white stuff on it! Well I've had it!

• Ned Flanders : Hi-diddly-ho, petal-to-the-metal-ophiles.

  Homer Simpson : Flanders? Since when do you like anything cool?

  Ned Flanders : Oh, I don't care for the speed, but I can't get enough of that safety gear - helmets, roll bars, caution flags...

  Maude Flanders : I like the fresh air, and looking at the poor people in the infield.

  Brandine : Dang, Cletus, why'd you have to park by my parents?

  Cletus : Now, honey, they's my parents, too.

• Reverend Lovejoy : My friends, life is about change. Just yesterday, Apu was a lonely bachelor.

  Apu : Yes, thank God those days are over.

  Reverend Lovejoy : And the Van Houtens were enjoying a storybook marriage.

  Kirk Van Houten : Yeah, lots of storybooks have witches.

  Pyro : Shut up, Kirk!

  Kirk Van Houten : Sorry.