The Simpsons (TV Series)

Boy Scoutz 'n the Hood (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Junior Camper, Kearney

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Quotes 

• Bart : Ooohh, my head.

  Lisa : The remorse of the sugar junkie.

• Todd Flanders : [after Homer's candy fantasy ends due to the tape player malfunctioning,he throws it in the ocean]  Hey! I got that for my birthday!

• [Bart gets involved with the Junior Campers] 

  Ned Flanders : Hi-di-ly-hey, Camper Bart! You ready for today's meeting?

  Bart : [saluting]  You know-dilly know it, Neddy!

  Ned Flanders : Okily-dokily!

• Homer : How was jerk practice, boy? Did they teach you how to sing to trees? And build crappy furniture out of useless wooden logs? Huh?

  [the chair falls apart] 

  Homer : D'oh! Ungh! Ungh! Stupid poetic justice. Ungh!

  Bart : Actually, we were just planning the Father-Son River Rafting Trip.

  Homer : [laughs]  You don't have a son.

• Bart : Dad, I really want you to come on this trip with me.

  Homer : Bart, I'd be delighted to go on your trip with you.

  Bart , Homer : D'oh!

• Nelson Muntz : [Bart shows up for school in his scout uniform]  Well, well... If it isn't Sergeant Dork!

• [Bart and Lisa are sitting next to each other on the rug watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon while Homer sits behind them on the couch staring blankly. Lisa laughs hysterically at the scene on the TV] 

  Bart : The producers of this show don't know squat. Itchy should've tied Scratchy's tongue with a topline hitch, not a sheet bend.

  Lisa : Oh, Bart. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic.

  [Another Homer walks past the front window whistling] 

• Bart : What's done is done. I've made my bed, and now I've got to weasel out of it.

• Bart : Whoa! That's good squishy!