The Simpsons (TV Series)

Brawl in the Family (2002)

Delroy Lindo: Gabriel

Quotes 

• Gabriel : Homer, you're a bad man and your seed should be wiped from the earth... no offense, children.

• [Homer thinks Gabriel is an angel] 

  Homer : Gabriel, this is a bar where they serve beer, which is the mortal equivalent of your ambrosia.

  Gabriel : Homer, I'm not an angel.

  Homer : Well, not with that attitude.

• Gabriel : So, this is your room?

  Lisa : Yes. My room is my sanctuary. My family members know that and respect that.

  Bart : [runs in]  Lisa, I got sprayed by a skunk. Let me rub it off on your sweaters.

  Lisa : [takes out stress ball and starts squeezing it]  Just ten more years, just ten more years, just ten more years...

• Gabriel : I brought you out here to shake off your negative behavior patterns. Marge, you medicate your family with food. Bart, you'll do anything for attention. Cut that out!

  Bart Simpson : [with a beard of bees]  They chose me.

• Gabriel : Homer, your problem is quite simple. You're a drunken, childish buffoon.

  Homer Simpson : Which is society's fault, because...?

  Gabriel : It's YOUR fault, Homer!