"The Simpsons" Brawl in the Family (TV Episode 2002) - Pamela Hayden as Milhouse Van Houten, Amber, Rod Flanders

[Ginger wakes up next to Abe]

Ginger : Wha?

Abe Simpson : Good morning, honey.

Ginger : Who are you?

Abe Simpson : I'm your husband. We got married yesterday.

Ginger : But, how? We didn't?... You know. Did we?

Abe Simpson : You know, we almost didn't. But you wouldn't take "I can't" for an answer.
Bart : Hey, Vegas Mom, how long you gonna stay here?

Amber : Oh, I'm not goin' anywhere. I already unpacked my delicates!

[points to a row of wigs]

Lisa Simpson : Doesn't it bother you that you've breaking up our family?

Amber : You know, I bet you and me could be friends. I could show you how to put on makeup!

Lisa Simpson : I'm eight years old.

Amber : You could look seven. And I could teach you to count cards!

Bart : Nah, I already got a system.
Ginger : Where's my cigarettes?

Rod Flanders : We flushed your sin sticks down to hell. Smokers are jokers.

Rod Flanders , Todd Flanders : Smokers are jokers!
[after showing Amber the video of her wedding to Grampa]

Bart : You crapped out, Vegas Mom!

Marge Simpson : Our plan worked perfectly.

Lisa : And we carried it out as a family.

Amber : What plan? You got me drunk!

Abe Simpson : Yeah, but this time you woke up with more than a hangover. You're married to me - ME!

[laughs evilly]

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten, Amber, Rod Flanders