The Simpsons (TV Series)

Cape Feare (1993)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Exercise Video Girl, Girls

Quotes 

• Homer : Hey, kids! Want to drive through that cactus patch?

  Bart : Yeah!

  Lisa : Yeah!

  Sideshow Bob : [underneath car]  No!

  Homer : Well, two against one!

  [drives through cactus field] 

  Sideshow Bob : Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

• Bart : Take him away, boys.

  Chief Wiggum : Hey, I'm the chief here. Bake him away, toys.

  Lou : What'd you say, Chief?

  Chief Wiggum : Do what the kid says.

• [Bart has difficulty sleeping, his bedroom door opens, a sharp knife appears and man charges into the room casting a scary shadow on the ceiling] 

  Homer : [holding a large knife upside-down]  BARTYOUWANTSOMEBROWNIEBEFOREYOUGOTOBED?

  Bart Simpson : [screames]  AAAAAHHHHH!

  Homer : [kneels down and scary shadow disappears]  Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot.

  Bart Simpson : [as Homer cuts the brownies]  Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming into my room screaming and brandishing the butcher knife.

  Homer : [stops cutting the brownies]  Why?

  [Homer looks at the large knife he is holding] 

  Homer : Oh, right. The *Sideshow Bob* thing, oh I'm sorry boy.

  [Homer kisses Bart and leaves the room. Seconds later, Homer bursts into the room again wearing a white hockey mask and holding a switched on electric chainsaw, which he holds up] 

  Homer : BARTYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK?

  Bart Simpson : [screams louder]  AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  Homer : [turning off the chainsaw and lifting the hockey mask]  Oh, sorry. What am I thinking?

  [Homer kisses Bart and leaves the room] 

• Sideshow Bob : Now, Bart, any last requests?

  Bart Simpson : [sees a sign that says "Springfield 15 Mi" pass behind Bob, decides to buy himself some time]  Well, there was one, but... Naah, forget it.

  Sideshow Bob : No, go on.

  Bart Simpson : It's just that you have such a beautiful voice...

  Sideshow Bob : Guilty as charged.

  Bart Simpson : Uh huh. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. Pinafore".

  Sideshow Bob : Very well, Bart. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to hell. and a 1 and a 2 and

  [singing] 

  Sideshow Bob : "We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty..."

  [later] 

  Sideshow Bob : "I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, thugh I could never tell why..."

  [later] 

  Sideshow Bob : ..."What never?" "No never." "What never?" "Hardly ever!"

  [with Bart] 

  Sideshow Bob , Bart Simpson : "he's hardly ever sick at sea..."

  [later] 

  Sideshow Bob : "... For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!"

• Bart Simpson : What do you want?

  Sideshow Bob : Surely there's no harm in laying in the middle of a public street.

  [Bob is subsequently trampled by an oncoming parade, which includes several elephants] 

  Sideshow Bob : Not the elephants!

• Marge : [looking at Bart's collection of death threats]  Hmm, this one's done in different handwriting.

  Homer Simpson : Oh, uh, I wrote that one, after Bart somehow put this tattoo on my butt.

  [Homer drops his pants, revealing a "wide load" tattoo on his rear end. Everyone laughs] 

  Nelson : [outside the window]  Ha ha!

  Bart : But who'd want to hurt me? I'm this century's Dennis The Menace.

  Homer Simpson : It's probably the person you least suspect.

  Lisa : That's good, Dad.

  Grampa : I say we call Matlock. He'll find the culprit! It's probably that evil Gavin MacLeod or George Guberlindsey.

  Bart : Grandpa, Matlock's not real.

  Grampa : Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and smushes it into a fine paste. Now that's good eatin'!

• Lisa : [Lisa thinks she might know who's been threatening Bart]  Who's someone you've been making irritating phone calls to for years?

  Bart Simpson : Linda Lavin?

  Lisa : No, someone who *didn't* deserve it.

• Announcer : [Opening scene, Bart and Lisa are watching TV]  Ladies and gentlemen, it's Up Late With McBain. I'm your announcer, Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle. And here's McBain!

  Rainer Wolfcastle : Ja. Thank you. Ja. That's nice. Let's say hello to my music guy, Scoey.

  [studio audience cheering and applauding] 

  Rainer Wolfcastle : That is some outfit, Scoey. It makes you look like a homosexual.

  Rainer Wolfcastle : [studio audience booing]  Oh. Maybe you all are homosexuals too.

  Bart : This is horrible. The Fox network has sunk to a new low.

• Milhouse Van Houten : [to Bart]  I checked around. The girls are calling you "fatty fat fat fat" and Nelson's planning to pull down your pants, but nobody's trying to kill ya.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, that's good.

  [Nelson pulls down Bart's pants] 

  Girls : [pointing and singing]  Fatty fat fat fat! Fatty fatty fat fat!