The Simpsons (TV Series)

Homie the Clown (1995)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Child

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Quotes 

• [hallucinates that the other Simpsons are clowns] 

  Homer : Marge?

  Marge Simpson : Yes, Homie?

  [starts humming the "Barnum and Bailey Circus" theme] 

  Homer : [no longer from his viewpoint]  That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

  [leaves] 

  Bart Simpson : I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

• Homer : There's your giraffe, little girl.

  Ralph : I'm a boy.

  Homer : That's the spirit. Never give up.

• Child : [the kids cheer and applaud as Estonian Dwarf, dressed like a cartoony burglar, appears]  It's the Krusty Burglar!

  Homer : [as the KB tries to steal one of the giant prop burgers, Homer takes notice; gasps]  Oh my God, he's stealing all the burgers! Why you little... !

  [he tackles Estonian Dwarf, slamming him against the pavement and punching him] 

  Krusty Burger Representative : [tries unsuccessfully to break them up]  It's... it's... all just... just... just an act.

  Child : [the children watch, horrified]  Stop! Sto-ho-ho-hop, he's already dead!

  Krusty Burger Representative : [Krusty Burger employees pull Homer away, as Estonian Dwarf lays on the ground prostrate]  Uh... Krusty the Clown, everybody!

  [the children still look on in horror, as one or two clap uncomfortably] 

  Estonian Dwarf : [weakly]  Please look at my Medic-Alert bracelet. Ohhhh.