The Simpsons (TV Series)

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (2002)

Lenny Kravitz: Lenny Kravitz

Quotes 

• Lenny Kravitz : The clothes you wear on stage should be a defiant statement of individuality.

  Homer : Like this, Mr. Kravitz?

  Lenny Kravitz : [seeing him in an identical outfit, with his beer belly spilling out of his shirt]  God, no.

  Apu Nahasapeemapetilon : May we talk about, uh, accentuating the... masculine area?

  Lenny Kravitz : Did you hear that, people? Apu asked about crotch stuffing. Now, I don't do it. Kenny Loggins does.

  Kenny Loggins : [outside]  I trusted you!

  [he runs away sobbing] 

• Mick Jagger : There's no excuse for our horrible behavior tonight, Homer.

  Elvis Costello : We acted like a bunch of angry young men.

  Lenny Kravitz : Yeah, rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love.

  Brian Setzer : I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions.

  Tom Petty : [with his foot bandaged]  What we're trying to say, Homer, is we're sorry. By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...

  Lisa : No. Sorry.

• Mick Jagger : [double-checking a huge stage prop shaped like a demon head]  Okay, let's see the eyes.

  [red lights illuminate from the eyes] 

  Keith Richards : Now the fire.

  [a burst of flame is emitted from the mouth, which he uses to light his cigarette] 

  Keith Richards : Thanks, mate.

  Lenny Kravitz : Couldn't you find a more fuel-efficient Satan?

  Mick Jagger : Lenny, don't you have a crotch to stuff?