The Simpsons (TV Series)

How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (2002)

Tress MacNeille: Nurse, Female Cab Driver

Quotes 

• Homer : All right, time for my favorite show.

  'Monkey Trauma Center' Announcer : "MTC: Monkey Trauma Center" will not be seen tonight...

  Homer : [disappointed]  Aw.

  'Monkey Trauma Center' Announcer : ...so we may proudly present this much cheaper show.

  Taxicab Conversations Announcer : [sultry voice]  "Taxicab Conversations."

  Lisa : Hey, I read about this show in "Teen Modern Maturity". They film passengers with hidden cameras and catch them at their most uninhibited.

  Marge : That explains that.

  Female Cab Driver : [leaving a nightclub, Disco Stu gets in her cab]  Looks like somebody got down tonight.

  Disco Stu : Disco Stu always gets down, baby. 'Cause when the beat is hot, the...

  [sighing] 

  Disco Stu : Hey, can you keep a secret?

  Female Cab Driver : What is it, hon?

  Disco Stu : [dropping his act]  I hate disco. It's all I've talked about for so long that people think I'm a one-note guy. It's just getting harder, you know?

  Lisa : I had no idea Disco Stu was so complex.

• Nurse : [at a blood bank]  Thanks for the donation, Mr. Simpson. Do you feel okay?

  Homer : [laughing woozily]  Jewish? Oh, no, I'm not Jewish.