The Simpsons (TV Series)
How I Spent My Strummer Vacation (2002)
Tom Petty: Tom Petty
Quotes
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Tom Petty : Lyrics are the hardest part of songwriting. But when you come up with something meaningful and heartfelt...
Homer : Boring!
Tom Petty : Will you stop saying that?
Homer : But rock stars are supposed to be about drinking and getting drunk and boozing it up.
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon : And girls that have legs and know how to use them.
Otto : A-And why I can't drive 55.
Tom Petty : You just want mindless generic rock?
Homer : Precisely.
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Keith Richards : [as Homer improvises a rock song] What's all this, then?
Tom Petty : He's stealing the show from us.
Mick Jagger : Not on my shift.
[it's revealed he's on top of the Satan head prop]
Mick Jagger : Let's rock and roll.
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Mick Jagger : There's no excuse for our horrible behavior tonight, Homer.
Elvis Costello : We acted like a bunch of angry young men.
Lenny Kravitz : Yeah, rock 'n' roll is supposed to be about peace and love.
Brian Setzer : I hope you won't judge the entire Brian Setzer Orchestra by my actions.
Tom Petty : [with his foot bandaged] What we're trying to say, Homer, is we're sorry. By the way, I don't suppose any of you have seen my, um...
Lisa : No. Sorry.
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Homer : Evening, fellow rockers.
Elvis Costello : There you are. We thought we were gonna have to go on without you.
Homer : I'm ready. Just give me a guitar. How many solos should I do? Four?
[blank stares]
Homer : I'll do four.
Tom Petty : Uh, Homer, you didn't think you were gonna be playing with...
Homer : [gasping] My official tour jacket! Lookit...
[seeing "honorary roadie" on the back]
Homer : Wait. You misspelled "guitar hero".
Mick Jagger : Look, sorry if there's been a misunderstanding, Homer. We really just need you to tap the mics and say "Test. Test."
Homer : Can't you do it?
[as Keith opens his mouth in shock, his cigarette falls out, and Mick folds his arms over his chest]
Homer : [sadly] Oh. Okay. So I'll, uh... okay.
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Marge : That was great, Homie.
Homer : What the hell are you doing here?
Mick Jagger : Camp is over, Homer.
Homer : It's been a week already?
Marge : I'm glad you had fun, but it's time to come home.
Tom Petty : Your mother's right, Homer.
[Marge scowls]
Tom Petty : Gotta get back to the real world.
Mick Jagger : Yeah, we've all gotta get home. My lawn's not gonna mow itself.
Keith Richards : And I've gotta put up the storm windows. Winter's coming.
Homer : Wait. Don't go. I wanna keep on rocking.
[to his fellow campers]
Homer : Come on, guys. A-one, a-two...
Elvis Costello : [pulling up on his motorcycle] I'll take that.
Homer : [Elvis takes his guitar and leaves] No!
Elvis Costello : [coming back] It came with a pick.