The Simpsons (TV Series)

In Marge We Trust (1997)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Others

Quotes 

• Akira : [on phone]  Hai... Hai... Hai... Bye.

  Akira : [hangs up and turns to Homer, Bart, Lisa] 

  Akira : Hi.

  Homer Simpson : Akira, can you read this for me?

  [hands Akira the box] 

  Akira : [reading]  Ah, yes. This is a product called, "Mr. Sparkle." Very popular dish detergent.

  [points to box illustration] 

  Akira : Hey, he looks like you. Ah! Ah - ha! Ah! Ah!

  Lisa Simpson : What's he saying?

  Akira : He identifies himself as a magnet for foodstuffs. He boasts that he will banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.

  Lisa Simpson : Wow.

  Akira : Yes, you have very lucky dishes, Mr. Simpson. This soap is from the sacred forests of Hokkaido, renowned for its countless soap factories.