The Simpsons (TV Series)

Lisa's Pony (1991)

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Pet Store Clerk, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon

Quotes 

• Homer : Moe, gimme a beer quick. I've got five minutes before the music store closes.

  Moe : Why don't you just go there first?

  Homer : Hey, I don't tell you how to do *your* job.

  Moe : Sorry, Homer.

  Homer : You know, if you tip the glass, you won't get so much foam on top.

  Moe : Sorry, Homer.

• Apu : I won't lie to you: on this job, you will be shot at.

• Apu : [after Homer quits working the graveyard shift at Kwik-E-Mart]  He stole, he slept, he was rude to the customers. There goes the best employee a convenience store ever had.

• Apu : Homer, you are asleep at your post! No go change the expiration dates on the dairy products.

  Homer : Yes, sir.

• Homer : Excuse me, do you sell ponies?

  Pet Shop Owner : [leaning on a sign that says: "You pet it. You bought it."]  Uhh... sure, pal. *Right* here.

  [motions to a glass cage] 

  Homer : [reads sign]  Scot-tish deer hound. Hey, this is a dog!

  Pet Shop Owner : Ooh, my friend, you're smarter than I gave you credit for! I suggest you try the *pony* farm on Route 401. Merely take a left at the rendering plant.

• Apu : You're hired.

  Homer : Whoo hoo!

  Apu : Always I dreamed the day would come when one of you would be working for me.