The Simpsons (TV Series)
Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore (2004)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson
Quotes
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[after Milhouse moves out of town, Skinner and Willie are shocked to learn that Bart and Lisa have become best friends]
Groundskeeper Willie : It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!
Principal Skinner : You Scots sure are a contentious people.
Groundskeeper Willie : You just made an enemy for life!
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Homer : [Bart has offended Lisa, and he's surprised she's visibly angry at him after saying that nothing is wrong between them] Son, when a woman says nothing's wrong, it means everything's wrong. When a woman says everything's wrong, it means everything's wrong. And when a woman says that something *isn't* funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!
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Homer Simpson : [drunk] But I don't wanna go home. I'm not done talking to me.
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Homer Simpson : [Upon hearing of Apu and Manjula's wedding anniversary] That's great! I'm honoured to drink to Apu and uh... Apulina!
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Homer Simpson : [after a woman gives him money thinking he is a beggar] Five bucks? I don't need your charity. I'll dance for my money!
[Begins to dance while humming a belly dancing theme]
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Lisa Simpson : [Thinking] Oh my God, my brother's my best friend!
Marge Simpson : [Thinking] Diamonds! I can't believe he bought me diamonds!
Homer Simpson : [Thinking whilst looking in the mirror] Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baldest one of all?
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Homer Simpson : Coke and Pepsi are the same thing! Wake up, people!