The Simpsons (TV Series)

Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington (1991)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz

Quotes 

• [the Simpsons enter an American Legion post to see Nelson delivering the end of his "Patriots of Tomorrow" essay] 

  Nelson Muntz : So burn the flag if you must, but before you do, you better burn a few other things! You better burn your shirt and your pants! Be sure to burn your TV and car! Oh yes, and don't forget to burn your house! Because none of those things could exist without six white stripes, seven red stripes, and a hell of a lot of stars!

  [riotous applause]