The Simpsons (TV Series)

New Kids on the Blecch (2001)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum

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Quotes 

• Nelson : I can't sing without dancing.

  J.C. Chasez , Justin Timberlake , Lance Bass , Joey Fatone , Chris Kirkpatrick : Fine. Thrust, spin, turn, pivot, pout, jiggy, jiggy, robot, dosido, and close with a Matrix.

  Nelson : Nobody pouts going into a jiggy.

  Milhouse : Yeah, that's stupid.

  Ralph : I want to twirl.

• Homer Simpson : Marge, after a lot of thought, I've decided to run the Springfield marathon.

  Marge Simpson : Oh, please. You get exhausted watching "The Twilight Zone" marathon.

  [laughs] 

  Marge Simpson : I'm a regular Billy Crystal!

  Bart Simpson : You got that right.

  Lisa Simpson : Well, dad, I think running's good exercise. It adds years to your life.

  Homer Simpson : Stay out of this, Lisa.

• Marge Simpson : [When L.T. Smash wants Bart to join his boy band]  Now hold on. I have some concerns.

  Bart Simpson : Please, Mom. My dream is to be a rock star!

  Homer Simpson : And my dream is to get rid of Bart.

  Marge Simpson : But...

  Homer Simpson : How many lives must you ruin?

  Marge Simpson : Oh, okay.

• Homer Simpson : [to Bart]  So, what songs did I miss?

  Bart Simpson : Dad, L.T.'s gone crazy!

  [L.T. is shown laughing sinisterly] 

  Homer Simpson : Yeah. That's the look.

• Smash : Bart, I want you to meet and greet the other members of the Party Posse. He's smart, he's soulful, he's Milhouse!

  Milhouse Van Houten : What up, G Money?

  Smash : Next, he'll break your nose, your glasses, and your heart, Nelson.

  Bart Simpson : Wait, these are just guys from school. Who's next, Ralph Wiggum?

  Ralph Wiggum : [spinning in his chair]  Whee! I'm a pop sensation.

• Bart Simpson : [after L.T. goes crazy]  Do you think he's gonna do something dangerous?

  Nelson Muntz : How should I know? Just keep loading missiles.

  Ralph Wiggum : Pop music's hard work.

• Nelson Muntz : What brings you to Springfield?

  J.C. Chasez : We saw your band formation notice in the paper.

  Bart Simpson : Really? You saw our BFN?

  Justin Timberlake : I can't believe I'm meeting Milhouse. Word.

  [they high-five] 

  Chris Kirkpatrick : So, anyway, we brought you this wicked gift basket.

  J.C. Chasez : Stubble glitter, a crowd taser...

  Bart Simpson : Crowd taser?

  J.C. Chasez : Yeah, it's perfect for getting through the fans to your limousine.

  Joey Fatone : [getting zapped by Justin]  Yo!

  Lance Bass : [his watch beeps]  Dudes, we gotta go. Our clothes are getting a little out of date.

• Bart Simpson : Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your Principal Skinner doesn't want us to play.

  Principal Skinner : [the students boo]  That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your brand of inoffensive pop rock.

• Bart Simpson : Who are you?

  Smash : Oh, you'll find out in due time.

  Bart Simpson : [seeing the placard on the rear-view mirror]  Well, it says here your name is L.T. Smash.

  Smash : The time has come. I'm L.T. Smash.

• Smash : Well, boys, the Party Posse is over, but at least I saved you from a public spoofing.

  Bart Simpson : [the MAD cover flutters to the ground]  Aw, man! We could have been on the cover of MAD.

  Nelson Muntz : They called me "Smelson." Haw-hah!

  Homer Simpson : [laughing with the boys]  Smelson. It's funny 'cause you smell.

• Smash : Okay, your tunes are fly, and your threads are dope. All that's left is the singing.

  Bart Simpson : [reading the lyrics]  "Party Posse, we rule the earth. The greatest band since music's birth"?

  Nelson Muntz : Isn't this song a little boastful?

  Milhouse Van Houten : No one told me there was gonna be boasting.

• Bart Simpson : [cheating to win the Springfield Marathon]  Grazie, Springfield!

  [a crow steals his fake mustache] 

  Runner #1 : He's a phony!

  Runner #2 : Lousy cheater!

  Sideshow Mel : I demand a re-race!

  Moe Szyslak : I got a better idea. Let's have a fun run on his trachea.