The Simpsons (TV Series)
New Kids on the Blecch (2001)
Harry Shearer: Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Announcer, Kent Brockman, Principal Skinner, Otto, Hippie #2, Admiral, Writer #2
Quotes
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L.T Smash : [while watching the boy band perform with Principal Skinner] Man, they're gonna be big, and you stood in their way.
Principal Skinner : No, I didn't. I even came in early and made orange drink.
L.T Smash : Orange drink? What, do you live with your mama?
Principal Skinner : She lives with me.
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MAD Writer : [the writers of MAD Magazine are in conference] Why don't we call it "Everybody Hates Raymond"?
[Everyone laughs]
MAD Chairman : Well, we stayed up all night, but it was worth it.
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Lisa Simpson : Yvan eht nioj. They keep saying that. Wait, what was that?
[rewinding and seeing an Uncle Sam recruitment poster]
Lisa Simpson : Uncle Sam? Let me play this backwards.
[doing so, she realizes they're saying "join the navy"]
Lisa Simpson : They're recruiting people with subliminal messages!
[hearing a honk, she looks out the window to see Otto boarding a bus]
Lisa Simpson : Otto, what are you doing?
Otto : I don't know. I just got an urge to join the Navy.
Lisa Simpson : You're being brainwashed!
Otto : Yeah, probably. Yvan eht nioj!
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Admiral : The new administration is shutting down Project Boy Band.
Smash : Shutting it down? Permission to say that's crazy, sir?
Admiral : You won't say it's crazy when you see next week's issue of MAD magazine.
Smash : [seeing the boys in a toilet bowl being flushed by Alfred E. Nueman with the tagline "We Flush the Potty Posse"] Oh, dear God.
Admiral : When this satirical bombshell hits the stands tomorrow, your band will have as much recruiting power as a wax apple.
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Bart Simpson : Hello, Springfield! Now here's a song that your Principal Skinner doesn't want us to play.
Principal Skinner : [the students boo] That's not true! This assembly was my idea. I like your brand of inoffensive pop rock.
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Kent Brockman : [running commentary on the marathon] Well, hold the phone, Dora. A new challenger has emerged out of nowhere. He's running on sheer pluck, moxie, and grit, all of which he'll be tested for after the race.
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Montgomery Burns : Faster, rickshaw driver, faster!
Waylon Smithers : Ow! Sir, the whip isn't helping.
Montgomery Burns : Silence! You call yourself Chinese?