The Simpsons (TV Series)

Pokey Mom (2001)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• Marge Simpson : What's wrong with my sundaes?

• Jack Crowley : Do you know which direction is Mecca?

  Marge Simpson : Um, Mecca?

  Jack Crowley : Marge I'm kidding. I'm Jewish.

• Jack : I shot a guy named Apu.

  Marge : Oh... well... . you know, lots of people shoot Apu. It's just a $100 fine now!

• Marge Simpson : Let's get out of this gosh-forsaken heckhole!

• Warden : Welcome to Waterville State Penitentiary! The contestants you'll see today are actual prisoners on a break, from their telemarketing duties. Now here comes our first outlaw.

  Unknown Prisoner : [Gate opens and prisoner on horse comes out]  Ye-haw!

  [Horse throws him and he lands on his head. Crowd gasps] 

  Warden : Oooh, doggie. Well, don't feel too bad for him, folks. He's in here for erecting a Nativity Scene on city property.

  Marge Simpson : [Crowds boos loudly]  There's so much evil in the world.

• Jack Crowley : Marge, this is the God's truth. I burned the mural... but I did not burn Skinner's car.

  Marge Simpson : I just saw you! Get him outta here, Chief!

  Chief Wiggum : Yes, ma'am!