The Simpsons (TV Series)

Pranksta Rap (2005)

Hank Azaria: Alcatraaaz, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Kirk Van Houten, Apu, Superintendent Chalmers

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Quotes 

• Chief Wiggum : I will find Bart Simpson. Clancy Wiggum is on the case.

  'Sitcom Sunday' Announcer : [laughter]  Chief, seriously. Shouldn't we just plan for the funeral?

• Bart Simpson : I lied about being kidnapped. The whole thing was a hoax.

  Chief Wiggum : A hoax? A hoax?

  [groans] 

  Chief Wiggum : Bart, please, you can't take this away from me. How would I explain it to Ralphie? That kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes.

• Kirk Van Houten : Hey, I can't leave this place! I get three square meals a day and trailer time with Springfield's craziest chicks.