- Tamera: I read in the 'Wossuuuup' magazine that Chilli *never* says no to a fan in need.
- Little Boy: Excuse me Mr. Chilli, I'm a really big fan. Can I please have your autograph, pleeeeeaaase?
- Chilli T: Man, get away from me, get that thing outta my face!
- Tamera: [after trying and failing to revive Chili, Tia breaks down in tears] Oh no, Tia, Don't you dare start it now; not in front of our friends! If you're gonna cry, go in the closet!
- Tia Landry: I don't wanna go in the closet!
- [sobs harder]
- Tia Landry: I wanna go to bed! I don't wanna be popular anymore!
- Tamera: Me neither!
- [Tamera begins crying too]
- Tia Landry, Tamera: It's so hard!
- Roger Evans: Girls, could you take this outside? You're bring Chili Down.
- Tia Landry: He's *already* down! And *out*!
- Tamera: Yeah, the big dope doped up on Quick Fix Elixir Mix!