Six Feet Under (TV Series)
The New Person (2001)
Illeana Douglas: Angela
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Quotes
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Angela : I've never worked in a funeral home that was more depressing.
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Angela : [on the phone while embalming] Look, I don't want to make a big deal out of this. All I'm saying is, I sat around last week in that stupid get-up you wanted me to wear and had to say all this... y'know, daddy this and daddy that bullshit. And when I tell you I keep reading these articles about having this one hour orgasm, the least you could do is try to help me have one. Well, I'm sorry that men can't have it, but since you guys get to have everything else on the planet, it seems like a fair trade-off.
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Angela : I know it sounds funny, but the first time I embalmed someone, it felt like I was coming home. I just knew that this was what I was meant to do.
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Angela : So then I said to him, 'I don't care if you have a low sperm count, I'll just shove a turkey baster up there if I have to.'
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David Fisher : Angela, we're sort of used to a more professional appearance around here.
Angela : Well, give me a break, David, they're just nipples. I mean, we've all seen 'em, we've all touched 'em, we've all sucked on 'em. And it's not like this guy is gonna be lying in the casket and people are gonna be saying 'oh my god, the embalmer's nipples were hard.' They're gonna be saying, 'oh my god, how did they put his face back together after he went through the goddamn windshield?'
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Angela : I had an ex who wanted to pee on me and I wasn't grossed out. I mean, I just thought it was kinda silly, but that's me.
