- Lois Lane: Oh and about the lap dance. If you tell anybody about it, your night-light will make a very public appearance.
- Clark Kent: Aye-aye, sailor.
- Clark Kent: Have you talked to my dad yet?
- Senator Jack Jennings: I'd say he did most of the talking. After 20 years, the man's still got a hell of a knack for the guilt trip, doesn't he?
- Clark Kent: Usually works 'cause he's right.
- Senator Jack Jennings: Your father's always had some pretty high expectations of the people around him. He's the one man I never wanted to disappoint.
- Clark Kent: You should try being his son. The thing I always try to remember is, no matter how much he lays on he never expects more than he expects of himself.
- Senator Jack Jennings: You think your dad will ever forgive me?
- Clark Kent: Well, I've given him a lot trial runs in the forgiveness arena. Look, I know my dad's friendship means a lot to you. But there's a lot of other people out there who look up to you.
- Senator Jack Jennings: I guess you can only pull off the disguise of being superhuman for so long, huh?
- Lois Lane: Hey, 007. Nice of you to show up.
- Clark Kent: I'm starting to assume that means thank you.
- Lois Lane: I need you to help me move out of the Kents' next weekend.
- Chloe Sullivan: Oh, you took the apartment at the Talon? How are you ever gonna live without Clark?
- Lois Lane: One word - blissfully. How you ever had a crush on Richie Cunningham, I will never understand.
- Jonathan Kent: Going back to the city, facing all those reports takes a lot of guts.
- Senator Jack Jennings: After facing you, live feeds and bloodthirsty journalists are a walk in the park.
- Jonathan Kent: Is that the best you got? I had another six inches out here.
- Senator Jack Jennings: I wasn't sure how rusty your reflexes had gotten.
- Clark Kent: Senator Jennings!
- Senator Jack Jennings: I know it's been a long time, but what happened to "Uncle Jack"?
- Clark Kent: Doesn't seem fit for someone who's on a first-name basis with the governor?
- Senator Jack Jennings: I don't seem to remember the governor winning a state football championship. Congratulations.
- Lex Luthor: Are you sure you want to get involved this?
- Clark Kent: Jack's like an uncle to me. And in case you've forgotten, that's what friends do for each other.
- Lex Luthor: Look, if your serious getting through that front door, you're gonna need a little more than your driver's license. Do me a favor? Stay out of trouble.