- Clark Kent: It doesn't bother you that he's so...
- Lana Lang: Different? If you really like someone, you accept every part of them, but you can't do that until they're willing to share every part with you.
- Lionel Luthor: Where are you finding these people, Lex?
- Lex Luthor: Little schools like Harvard and Yale.
- Clark Kent: [reading Byron's poem for Lana] It's kind of mushy.
- Lana Lang: I almost forgot. Clark Kent, the man of steel.
- Lionel Luthor: Lex? I can feel your smirk from here.
- Lex Luthor: You better watch it, Dad, or your new executive assistant might start rearranging all your priorities.