- Lana Lang: Nietzsche? I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark.
- Clark Kent: Doesn't everyone?
- Lana Lang: So what are you: Man or Superman?
- Clark Kent: I haven't figured it out yet.
- Jonathan Kent: What are we supposed to tell everyone? That we found him in a cornfield?
- Martha Kent: We didn't find him. He found us.
- Clark Kent: What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet? I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic.
- Jonathan: Actually, it's in the storm cellar.
- Jonathan Kent: I know this has gotta be really hard for you. But you gotta just hang in there like we promised.
- Clark Kent: I'm sick of 'hanging in there'. All I want to do is go through high school without being a total loser.
- Lionel Luthor: This has got to stop. Open your eyes, Lex.
- Young Lex Luthor: I can't...
- Lionel Luthor: Luthors are not afraid. We don't have that luxury. We're leaders. You have a destiny, Lex. You're never gonna get anywhere with your eyes closed.
- Pete Ross: We'd love to join you and Scooby in the Mystery Machine for another zany adventure, but we have to turn in our permission slips before homeroom
- Chloe Sullivan: [handing Pete two five bills] I can't believe you bet against your best friend.
- Pete Ross: It's a proven fact. If Clark Kent were any slower, he'd be extinct.