Marcus: [complaining about his portrait being painted] That may be my number, but that's not my chest! I mean, it's too small! I worked out all summer for this chest.
Yvette: You shouldn't have stopped at the summer. You look like the black Gilligan.
Marcus: [his portrait has been altered to make him a girl] Oh man! While we were in the gym protecting the scoreboard, they were in here messing with our manliness!
Yvette: Well, look on the bright side, Gilligan. At least your chest is bigger!