- Chuck Campbell: Bob: If God had wanted me to have little wheels on my feet, I would have been a skateboard!
- Chuck Campbell: Bob, there's a lot of girls at the roller rink.
- Chuck Campbell: Bob: Oh yeah, there's a lot of girls at the beach too.
- Billy Tate: Why didn't you wake me?
- Leslie Walker: Because if I woke you, we wouldn't have gotten any sleep at all. Sleep.
- Billy Tate: Sleep. Who cares about sleep? A person spends a third of his life sleeping. Why don't we go back to bed?
- Leslie Walker: Let me get a little nourishment first, okay.
- Billy Tate: I'm sorry I'm sorry. I'm just so excited. It's like discovering America or a third arm or something.
- Billy Tate: This is the greatest thing that ever happened to me. I mean, the hell with television.
- Leslie Walker: Why don't we have some breakfast together.
- Billy Tate: Who can eat? I feel like going up to the roof and telling the whole neighborhood about it.
- Leslie Walker: I'm sure that most of them already know.