The Sopranos (TV Series)
Commendatori (2000)
Aida Turturro: Janice Soprano
Quotes
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Carmela Soprano : Do you remember Angie Bonpensiero?
Janice Soprano : Angie Belfiore, married Sal Bonpensiero.
Carmela Soprano : Right, she's thinking of divorcing him.
Janice Soprano : Halle-fucking-lujah.
Carmela Soprano : Do you know them?
Janice Soprano : No, I don't know them, but to be married to a man like that...
Carmela Soprano : A man like what?
Janice Soprano : The 'tude, and the fucking medieval outlook.
Carmela Soprano : He is such an adoring father, though. Three beautiful kids they raised, who are now from a broken home.
Janice Soprano : No sons, I hope. Three more of his ilk, we don't need.
Carmela Soprano : He is very macho.
Janice Soprano : Macho? No. Try swaggering mama's boy, fucking hypocrites, shall we?
Carmela Soprano : Is that how you see how your brother?
Janice Soprano : I thought we were talking about Angie.
[pregnant pause]
Janice Soprano : I mean these OC pricks, especially with their goomahs, and their prostitues. Emotional cripples, and they expect their wives to live like the fucking nuns at Mt. Carmel College.
Carmela Soprano : It's not that simple.
Janice Soprano : Of course not. Madonna/whore is a full equation, I believe. Clothes, appliances, houses...
Carmela Soprano : [taken aback] You are talking about me. About us.
Janice Soprano : Carmela, no. I don't know. It's just, a woman of your intelligence, is content to ask so little from life, and from herself.
Carmela Soprano : Marriage is a holy sacrament.
Janice Soprano : [realizing she went too far] Okay.
Carmela Soprano : Family is a sacred institution.
Janice Soprano : Roger.
Carmela Soprano : And you? Trying to fan the flames with Richie Aprile, of all people? Talk about old school.
Janice Soprano : Richie, because of his life experience in prison, has a sensitivity to the plight of women.
Carmela Soprano : [amused] Oh, my God! I am not even gonna touch that one, but you had me going there for a while. You really did. Oh Janice, honey, I gotta love ya. Really.
[walks off laughing]