The Sopranos (TV Series)
D-Girl (2000)
Michael Imperioli: Christopher Moltisanti
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Quotes
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Christopher Moltisanti : [talking about Jon Favreau] "Swingers"! He can suck my dick! It swings, too!
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Adriana La Cerva : [having dinner at a restaurant] I spent all day with my best friend Anna picking out bride's maid dresses
Carmela Soprano : I still haven't found any flowers for Anthony's confirmation
Adriana La Cerva : With all the flowers coming into bloom, I would love to be a June bride
Tony Soprano : [while seeing Christopher arriving] There's your June groom
Christopher Moltisanti : [after sitting down] Sorry I'm late
Adriana La Cerva : Babe, I ordered you some pasta fazool to start and we're gonna get a plate of antipasto to share: they got some rare imported salami
Adriana La Cerva : [while touching his forehead] You feel ok Christopher?
Christopher Moltisanti : I'm fine
Adriana La Cerva : We were just discussing Anna's wedding
Carmela Soprano : What about you guys?
Christopher Moltisanti : What about who guys?
Tony Soprano : You should make it a double wedding
Adriana La Cerva : [referring to Christopher] First, someone has to propose
Carmela Soprano : Has Anna chosen her caterer yet?
Adriana La Cerva : She booked Bill Roma
Carmela Soprano : If you ask me, Carnevalzio's slipping
Adriana La Cerva : I heard they fired the produce guy
Christopher Moltisanti : [interrupts them] Enough! I am so sick and tired of you people talk about food, food, food: that's all anybody talks about is Braciole, cheese and fuckin fava beans. I'm drowning here
Tony Soprano : Jesus Christ: take it easy
Christopher Moltisanti : We're not even engaged yet
Tony Soprano : Well, when you're married, you'll understand the "importance" of fresh produce
Christopher Moltisanti : [before pouring his glass of wine into his bowl of soup and leaving] Fuck the importance
Carmela Soprano : He didn't mean that
Adriana La Cerva : [becoming upset] Oh, fuck him. I tried so hard to be supportive with his art and getting his screenplay made
Tony Soprano : [surprised] His screenplay?
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Telling and Amy and Jon a story] This made guy has the most discriminating eye when it comes to T&A, so his at a club one night and there's girls all over him and one of them has a really nice body and she's horny as hell, so they step outside and walk over to a playground and starts blowing him on the swing set. When he's about shoot his load, he starts feeling inside her skirt and reaches in and grabs a hold of a God damn "prick".
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Christopher Moltisanti : [after he storms in the lobby of the office building where she works] what is this shit? You don't return my fuckin messages?
Amy Safir : [surprised to see him] this is so not cool
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to the incident he told her and Jon in private about a mobster assaulting a woman over a sexual dispute] you listen to me now, you stupid bitch: you cannot use that story
Amy Safir : [attempting to calm him down] alright, this is neither the time or place
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to him getting killed] what? You want to see me "clipped?"
Amy Safir : [referring to contacting him] have you "touched base" with Jon?
Christopher Moltisanti : what the fuck? I called, I spoke to his jerk off assistant. She said I should take that up with you
Amy Safir : I'm sorry, I don't even know who that may be. Look, I'm flying into LA, we'll "touch base"
Christopher Moltisanti : you were just gonna leave?
Amy Safir : what are you talking about?
Christopher Moltisanti : [referring to him having his movie made by them] my script
Amy Safir : based on Mickey Blue Eyes, there's a "wait and see" attitude towards any mafia related projects right now so we're going to have to pass
Christopher Moltisanti : did Jon say that? Are those his words?
Amy Safir : I speak for Jon and if you'd let me finish, we wanna assure you, we'll take a look at anything else you write
Christopher Moltisanti : your good: fuckin walnuts don't lie as good as you
Amy Safir : [referring to their affair] it was wrong with us, and Greg and all that
Christopher Moltisanti : [disappointed] I really liked you
Christopher Moltisanti : [yells to her as she walks away, implying she has a low status in Hollywood and filmmaking] fuckin D-girl
Amy Safir : [insulted] excuse me? I'm a Vice President, you fucking asshole